Moments of hilarity with 2 1/2 year old twins....

Me: What sound do cows make?

Jack: "NO!!!! I don't like cows!" (This became a weekend favorite for me...Hey, Jack....)

- Later -

Me: "Hey Collin, got your supershoes on?"

Collin: "No."

Me: "They aren't supershoes?"

Collin: "No."

Me: "What kind of shoes are they?"

Collin: "Shop shoes."

Me: *pinches toe of shoe* "So you got your shop shoes on?"

Collin: "Don't touch, they're dangerous!"

Me: "Dangerous? So you got your dangerous shop shoes on?"

Collin: Pause. "Yep."

Kids...