Meme with bonus points, continued

The lyrics meme...
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

Extra Bonus: My random includes movie and TV show quotes. I've included the whole quote, to give you all an edge. They are the lettered and italicized entries.

( On to the Lyrics! )

May I say that far to many songs have the titles in the opening line? Too me these seem either a gimmie or way way hard. We'll have to see how you all do.

In other news I'm going to kill this f*cking label program.

Edit: 17 down! It's getting tougher! Keep trying!

I think I just peed myself....

If you are a geek of any flavor, you must see this.

Phone Sex for Geeks (SNL Cast and Paris Hilton)

Pretty work safe, unless your volume is on high: Totally situational comedy by SNL. So if it can play on late night....